Total Medals Earned: 1,482 (From 218 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,105 Points
Medals Earned: 5/15 (125/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/385 points)
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/305 points)
Restart 100 times in one level
View the credits
Beat level 18
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Medals Earned: 10/18 (175/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 6/8 (150/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Cause 10 suicides
Freak out 5 people at once
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
You died from a ghost
Defeat the pumpkin ghost
Defeat the Ghostly Ghost
Defeat the final ghost
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game